Bulgaria

No, you really can't. From a point guard's fruit-related injury to a third baseman's wimpy delivery, it's been another sublime year for the ridiculous

192 Goals allowed by Bulgaria in its four games in a women's hockey Olympic qualifying tournament; the Bulgarians lost to Italy (41--0), Latvia (39--0), Slovakia (82--0) and Croatia (30--1).

The Week In Sports

Don't believe soccer can serve up some jaw-dropping moments? Try telling that to these fans of Denmark (left), Sweden (center) and Holland at the Euro 2004 championships. Their teams gave them plenty to yell...