Dan Patrick

You smell like a goat. You're unshaven. You work endless hours in dimly lit caves. You speak a language understood only by others of your kind. You fear women and put prices on men's heads. And legions of enemies...

ESPN'S Dan Patrick isn't who you think he is. Neither is CNN/SI's Nick Charles. Nor Fox's Dick Stockton. Ditto Marv Albert and Hannah Storm. Like SAG members or participants in the FBI's witness relocation program,...

The sixth sense? That may be the only one that ESPN's Dan Patrick has yet to assault. Having used TV to pitch everything but Kevin Costner's perfect game, now Patrick—or at least his prerecorded voice—is...

Ask any ESPN anchorman for his ultimate fantasy and he'd most likely reply, "SportsCenter is based in New York, my female coworkers are smokin' babes, and the 2 a.m. show's canceled." That dream comes true on Sports...

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