Grand Rapids

By now you've surely gotten a snootful of that motorized bar stool that got pulled over in Ohio the other day with its pilot toting a 15-beer load. Well, in a cosmic confluence of events, it turns out that the...

1. The Patriots tried to mimic the "Red Sox Babies" promotion but they hit a snag when Tom Brady misunderstood the instructions and tried to provide all the babies himself. -- Mike, Arlington, Va.

No, you're a hockey puck! -- Rolando, Garland, Texas

Evidently during last season's strike, some players found temporary employment with The Rockettes. -- Bradley, Huntsville, Ala.

I am the Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka of baseball. --Bob, Perlin, N.J.