Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Four of the first six selections in the NFL draft are clients of Mike Trope, who has made Ricky Bell a millionaire and now expects to do the same for Tony Dorsett

•Walter O'Malley, Los Angeles Dodgers owner, invited to a luncheon where he would meet some millionaires: "If I want to meet millionaires, I don't have to go anywhere. I just have to look up my own players."

•Dennis Fryzel, Tampa Bay assistant coach, to an official when the Bucs were called for having 12 players on the field: "O.K., which one was it?"

VICTORY IN EXPANSION BOWL I WENT TO THE SEAHAWKS AS THEY BLOCKED TAMPA BAYS FIELD-GOAL ATTEMPT IN THE CLOSING SECONDS AND ESCAPED, 13-10

Since he is a football fundamentalist, John McKay will not devastate Tampa Bay's foes with esoteric plays, weird formations or other assorted razzle. Nor will he deliver any miracles. What he will do between quips...