September 17, 1979 | Bruce Newman
October 04, 1982 | Edited by Jerry Kirshenbaum
•Tommy John, California Angel pitcher, when asked following a clubhouse burglary whether he was missing anything: "My fastball."
July 05, 1993 | Edited by Richard O'Brien
•Ted Giannoulas, who has spent 14 years entertaining baseball fans while costumed as the Chicken, when asked if he ever thought about being enshrined in the Hall of Fame: "They've got a broadcasters' wing and a...
July 28, 1980 | Edited by Jerry Kirshenbaum
•Abe Lemons, University of Texas basketball coach, explaining how he missed winning an automobile during a golf tournament by just two strokes: "It was a hole-in-one contest and I had a three."